What are the chances that a family owns two cars with meaningful license plates? Of course anyone can order their customized version, but I am talking about a normal randomly picked California license plate. Some people consider their car’s license plate to be a reflection of what they are passionate about and that is why they order customized versions, but pictures bellow show the random versions of license plates that can also reflect the personality of the owner; however, the meaning might not be true nor pleasant.

First meet “5EXB085,” read “SEX BOBS.” I don’t know who B08s are, but perhaps the owner likes to have sex with guys named B08. The grammar is correct assuming there is a hidden subject ‘I’ with 5EX being a verb in present tense; “I sex bobs,” meaning “I like to have sex with Bobs.”

Second meet “4JOB114.” “114″ is the confusing part, but those like me who have ADD can assume “114″ is the same as ‘411,’ the information hotline. The interpretation of this license plate is that the owner has found his job through “411,” so he is being an evangelist of “411″ claiming that ‘4′ finding a “JOB” call “411.” Maybe there is a hotline “114″ explicitly for finding jobs. Thanks to the lovely owner of these two cars for allowing me to comment on her exciting license plates. Have fun with B08.