Honestly if you are an animal lover, sensitive, or a blood freak, don’t bother watching this video because you will hate me forever. This video is intended to target meat lovers, like me, to become vegetarian. It is very biased and against the meat industry, and it shows cruel action taken against animals which are raised to be killed for food. The slaughter houses and barns video taped in this clip are unknown. It is not clear to me if this is done in U.S. or some other countries. This source of this video is Meat.org.

Now I did not become vegetarian after watching this clip, I don’t know about you!

I assume that you came across this page because you want to get to know me. Hope that is true because if not, none of what I would say will matter to you, nor make any sense due to your lack of interest. In order to help you escape from your boredom state of mind I need to make sure that you are in a setting which provides you with absolute comfort before you dig into my personal world, a mixture of realities and imaginations.

If you are in a decaffeinated state I suggest you get a cup of coffee from your favorite brewing house and get back to me right here on this page, and if you don’t like coffee, why don’t you try tea? OK. You are not listening to me because you just hate coffee or you reduced your caffeine consumption. Well, I had thought about that too, and the solution is to make the following mix and drink it at your own risk before you continue reading and wait approximately 30 minutes (I assume no responsibility for you getting stomachache, diarrhea, or any sort of allergic reaction, pain, or sickness): 2 cups of organic raw sheep’s milk, 2 bananas, 1/2 pound of strawberries, 8 fresh dills, 5 1/2 raspberries, 3 1/4 blackberries, a handful amount of walnuts, almonds, and raisins, 1/8 cup of honey, and 1/2 cup of your favorite unsweetened cereal - no Cheerios, and no Cinnamon Toast Crunch - they just ruin the taste.

Are you cheating and continuing reading? OK. I am going to give you one last warning! Leave this page. I don’t appreciate cheaters reading this page.

OK. I am sorry if you did what I told you. I was not calling you a cheater. I just wanted to point out how important it is to follow the instructions to maximize your joy of reading this page. Something that bugs me so much at this point is that I do not have the power to accept responsibility for those who get sick from trying my shake recipe. Last time someone who didn’t want me to state her name, send me a message through my site saying this:

Arya, I hate you for giving me such an obscured shake recipe. I had ran out of cereal, and I decided to just drink it like that, and it made my intestines to squeeze like a snake which got shot. You are an whole.

This was my response:

Dear , I am sorry about what happened to you. I am pretty sure the problem was the unbalanced nutrition caused by lack of cereal. I was very restrict on the recipe, so next time please go buy a pack of cereal to put it in the shake.

And I did not reply but I got a clue about why she was sick.

Folks, do not try that shake with alcohol, it makes you feel what she felt.

Another time, somebody emailed me saying he added a potato to the shake, and I don’t want to discuss what he did at all.

Well, please go with the easy steps folks, and get a coffee. Making the shake requires some skills.

And finally about me:

My name is Arya, and I was born in Iran. I enjoy writing and teasing people. And I don’t believe online profiles, social networks, or my personal website can represent much about me than knowing me in person. And if you have read this post so far, I would like to appreciate you being curious in knowing me.

Yes! I am celebrating my first day of work at Yahoo! be writing this post. I am going to be working as a Software Engineer with Yahoo! Mobile oneSearch. Currently this product beats Google’s mobile search. And if you don’t believe me, check it out yourself in Yahoo! Mobile site. To the left is my Yahoo! security name badge I got today. It gives me access to Yahoo! buildings and to the Gym.

What are the chances that a family owns two cars with meaningful license plates? Of course anyone can order their customized version, but I am talking about a normal randomly picked California license plate. Some people consider their car’s license plate to be a reflection of what they are passionate about and that is why they order customized versions, but pictures bellow show the random versions of license plates that can also reflect the personality of the owner; however, the meaning might not be true nor pleasant.

First meet “5EXB085,” read “SEX BOBS.” I don’t know who B08s are, but perhaps the owner likes to have sex with guys named B08. The grammar is correct assuming there is a hidden subject ‘I’ with 5EX being a verb in present tense; “I sex bobs,” meaning “I like to have sex with Bobs.”

Second meet “4JOB114.” “114″ is the confusing part, but those like me who have ADD can assume “114″ is the same as ‘411,’ the information hotline. The interpretation of this license plate is that the owner has found his job through “411,” so he is being an evangelist of “411″ claiming that ‘4′ finding a “JOB” call “411.” Maybe there is a hotline “114″ explicitly for finding jobs. Thanks to the lovely owner of these two cars for allowing me to comment on her exciting license plates. Have fun with B08.